Start their day with a splash of humor! Our office gymnast mugs are perfect for those who tackle work with energy and a smile, making mornings bright and motivating.
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'
"I'm too busy to be stressed."
In, out, shake it all about.
"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"
"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."
"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"
"....how many kids have we got now?"
'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'
'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
"You seem to be balancing your workload well."
Run, Mike, Run!
'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'
"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."
My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!
'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'
"Yup, marathon meetings all day."
"You've bust your hump."
'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'
Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
Office Safety.
'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'
Parkour for the over-40s.
'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'
Future Micro MGR.
Heavy Workload
"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
Happy Office
'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'
"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."
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