Office Yogi Mugs

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Downward Dog

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Yoga classes door.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"It is my place!"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Transcendental Litigation

Think/Don't Think

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

Future Micro MGR.

Heavy Workload

"Thank you."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'