Corporate Yogi Mugs

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga classes door.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Transcendental Litigation

Think/Don't Think

"Thank you."

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Downward Dog

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

"Be mindful of the pennies and the pounds will be mindful of themselves."

Santa Yoga

Yoga on Holiday

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Downward spiralling dog.

80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'

"Say, Clyde. . . is that a . . . a . . . yoga mat?"

'I have an idea.'

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

Zen and the Art of Interest Rate Adjustment

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."