Office Gymnast Mugs

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

In, out, shake it all about.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Office Safety.

Parkour for the over-40s.

Heavy Workload

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

Die-hard soccer moms.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

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Downward Dog

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

'Do you get the impression that Simpson isn't completely happy here!'

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

"Don't ask."

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

"Our mandatory fitness program has nothing to do with health. It generates electricity, which saves the company money."