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Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Sisyphus during Covid

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Think/Don't Think

"Here goes nothing."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

www.meditation.commm

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

I love Yoga

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Pot Needles

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Downward Dog

Woman does yoga with a baby.