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Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Sisyphus during Covid

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Think/Don't Think

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

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Pot Needles

Downward Dog

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

I love Yoga

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Meditating on Cacti