Doorway Yogi Gifts

Yoga classes door.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Tree Pose To Support

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Banana Yoga

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid