Yoga Door Designer Gifts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Unguided imagery

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

Meditation

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Showoff"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Show off."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Only Clowns

"Dude. You seem tense."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."