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"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Unguided imagery

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

Meditation

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Showoff"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Show off."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Tree Pose To Support

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."