Doorway Yogi T-Shirts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"It is my place!"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Banana Yoga