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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

Transcendental Litigation

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

Can you do it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom?

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Consolidation is tearing us apart.'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

Downward Dog

"Perkins here, representing taxes."

"Still, I think we should be proud that we did it as a team!"

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Okay, now we've got a quorum!

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'