Boardroom Bodybuilder T-Shirts

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'