Boardroom Bodybuilder Gifts

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Gym Dog

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'