Bodybuilder Dreamer Gifts

Built and Built without a permit.

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Muscles

Powerful Love.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

The rock caricature

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Keep Fit.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Olympic Climate

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Important Muscles.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Hero of the Beach?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."