Aspiring Bodybuilder Gifts

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Keep Fit.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'