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"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

The rock caricature

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'