Bodybuilder Wannabe Gifts

'Been working out?'

I'll take this one here.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Tanning Creams

Muscles

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

The rock caricature

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Exercising

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Gym Dog

Keep Fit.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Hero of the Beach?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Macho man body building club.