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Yoga on Holiday

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"It is my place!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Travel looks strong!

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Banana Yoga

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Tangled facing dog...

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Fitness Guru

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Think/Don't Think

Reality Wagon Train