Travel Yogi Prints

Yoga on Holiday

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"It is my place!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Travel looks strong!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Banana Yoga

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

"Take. Your. Time!"

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Fitness Guru

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Think/Don't Think

Reality Wagon Train

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"