Yogi Lifestyle Prints

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

I love Yoga

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

Santa Yoga

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Yoga on Holiday

Melting Heart Pose

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'