Yogi With A Twist Prints

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Meditating on Cacti

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Complaining empowers us."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

Pot Needles

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Santa Yoga

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Cat Yoga

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Celebrity Yoga.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'