Yogi Lifestyle Gifts

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

My God, I need to fart.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

I love Yoga

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Pot Needles

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Santa Yoga

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Yoga on Holiday

Cat Yoga

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Melting Heart Pose

Meditating on Cacti