Car Yogi Prints

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

Think/Don't Think

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"Thank you."

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Tangled facing dog...

"Here goes nothing."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

I love Yoga

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Downward Dog

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

Santa Yoga

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."