Car Yogi Pillows

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

Think/Don't Think

Tangled facing dog...

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"Thank you."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Downward Dog

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Pot Needles

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Santa Yoga

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."

Cat Yoga