Urban Yogis Gifts

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"It is my place!"

Dummies Books.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Peace. Love. Light

'Have you been working out?'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Buns Of Veal.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Thank you."

The reason why cows don't do yoga.

Advanced pilates.

The trouble with 'Sitting like a mountain'.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"