Mountain Yogis Gifts

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Thank you."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"The meaning of life is cats."

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'I hired a decorator.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

Yoga in Heaven

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

Downward Dog

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

Easter egg yoga

"Man cave? You think too small."

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- Barack Obama offered me a job writing platitudes!'

'Nice to see you relax and not think about business for a change.'

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...