Mountain Yogis Gifts

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"Thank you."

"The meaning of life is cats."

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'I hired a decorator.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Yoga in Heaven

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

'Nice to see you relax and not think about business for a change.'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Downward Dog

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

Easter egg yoga

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- Barack Obama offered me a job writing platitudes!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Delivery.