Literary Gymnast Gifts

Multitasking

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Gymnast's Commute

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'Oh bugger cramp!'

The Poet.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Gymnast tangled up.

Professional Couples

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Trapeze artists commuting

Graceful, for a big man....

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."