Urban Artistic Gymnast Gifts

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"Extreme miming"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Gymnast's Commute

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

The Formal Street Artist

Multitasking

Graffiti Art Class

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Parkour for the over-40s.

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Match Point

Street musician enterprises.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

The Acrobat/Musician

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

Banksy

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

Cross Platform.

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.