Urban Artistic Gymnast Gifts

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"Extreme miming"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

COVID Vaccine

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

The Formal Street Artist

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Gymnast's Commute

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Multitasking

Graffiti Art Class

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

Match Point

Street musician enterprises.

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

The Acrobat/Musician

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

Cross Platform.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

Urban snail

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Banksy