Bedroom Gymnast Gifts

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Performance In The Bedroom

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Bed Fellow

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Multitasking

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"Are we there yet?"

'My member requires some interest.'

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

'Don't hurt it.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

Chicane