Sports Language Master Pillows

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Strawberry Shake

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'i's' and cross the 't's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Hier gesprochene Enlglisch.

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

Major college athletics programs

"Did you win your squash game?"

Wordplay: Fly-tipping.

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

Two Latin scholars exchange mea culpas.

How to communicate with men