Sports Language Master Pillows

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Strawberry Shake

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'i's' and cross the 't's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Hier gesprochene Enlglisch.

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

Major college athletics programs

"Did you win your squash game?"

Wordplay: Fly-tipping.

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

Two Latin scholars exchange mea culpas.

How to communicate with men