Language Maestro Pillows

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Romantic Glass Blower

Giuseppe Verdi

No Bruch!

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Violinist.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

"Whoa, too much information!"

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Double Bass.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Niccolo Paganini

Bad Violinist.

The Violin Artist

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

Romance Music

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'