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"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A Day In The Kitchen

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Creative entrepreneur at work

Editor.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Great money scenes!"

No Bruch!

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"