Multilingual In Sports Pillows

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

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Strawberry Shake

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"Crap. It's in Spanish."

'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Mixing Baseball and Football

Seasonal Overlap

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

Honey Comb

'Shall we take a gander?'

"Wow! Your dad knows a third language?"

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

Four men in a cafe, a phone rings and they all answer their mobile phones

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

"They obviously don't appreciate a little school spirit diversity."

How to communicate with men