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'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

The Real March of the Penguins.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention