Sports Conversationalists Pillows

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Passionate about Football.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

Marcus Rashford

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Puck Building Shoot-out

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'