Sports Conversationalists Pillows

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Passionate about Football.

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

Marcus Rashford

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Puck Building Shoot-out

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."