Multilingual Master Pillows

Hier gesprochene Enlglisch.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Multitasking executive dog

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Overworked

Working from Home

The Communicator

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Multitasking

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Baby Carriers

'Hey! Did you suddenly forget English? Get in here!'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."