Multilingual Mate Pillows

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Cat job interviews.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Alphabet soup

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

It's good to get together with friends!

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Australian stress counselling.

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

Two Old Boys

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

Pub Quiz

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'I've stopped the water: You can stay dry while you fix the dam now...'

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"