Multilingual Mate Gifts

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Cat job interviews.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Alphabet soup

'It's your round.'

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

" ... para Espanol ... "

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Chère Maman

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

It's good to get together with friends!

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Australian stress counselling.

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

Two Old Boys

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Pub Quiz

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!