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T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Swiss army knife

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Strawberry Shake

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

Profession : Cartoonist

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

Spin dentistry; 'Don't worry...these new teeth can be trained to speak in any language!'

Foreign Language Books

'That was one effective aluminum siding salesman.'

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"