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T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Swiss army knife

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Strawberry Shake

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Bookstore. Spelling Made Easy. I entered all the spelling bees in school but I never one won.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Profession : Cartoonist

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

Foreign Language Books

Spin dentistry; 'Don't worry...these new teeth can be trained to speak in any language!'

'That was one effective aluminum siding salesman.'

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

We've been social distancing. As small groups start to meet, we're going to let other letters fill the space between us. It's risky. We could find ourseles "failure" or "fake." Or "fire" "France" would be fun. Maybe it's not the right time for that yet. I'd also like "fame" or "fortune." Those are good, but I think it would be hard to do better than "fudge"!