Multilingual Marvel Prints

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"This study says 26 percent of the population speaks a foreign language."

Spin dentistry; 'Don't worry...these new teeth can be trained to speak in any language!'

Foreign Language Books

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

Ways to say yes.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Alphabet soup

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"We have a cow AND a pig heart valve. Then, we gave him chicken lips, and a farmhand. I recommend you register him with the USDA."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Turn down the bass."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"