Multilingual Marvel Mugs

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"This study says 26 percent of the population speaks a foreign language."

Spin dentistry; 'Don't worry...these new teeth can be trained to speak in any language!'

Foreign Language Books

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

Ways to say yes.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Alphabet soup

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Turn down the bass."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."