Multilingual Explorer Prints

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Why we need poetry. . .

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee

'The customer is always right...'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'