Language Navigator Prints

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

'Press one for sanskrit...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Are we there yet?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."