Modern Mage Pillows

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

The tooth fairy.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Cheeze Wiz.

'Needs salt!'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."