Modern Muggle Pillows

"I'm guessing you're not very tech savvy. Because why else would you look up in the sky when I said I launched a new app?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

Spell Check

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Snake with headphones.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

God's Phone

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.