Tech Mage Pillows

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Here's MY information highway!'

If Disney was a software company

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Go on! Pick a card.

Computer whisperer.

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

Free and Open Source Software.

Computer literate Monk

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Gawk

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

This Amount of Computer Code

Wi-Fi password?

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

Scrapyard Worker

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."