Tech Mage Gifts

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Here's MY information highway!'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Go on! Pick a card.

Computer whisperer.

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

Free and Open Source Software.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Computer literate Monk

Gawk

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

Wi-Fi password?

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Scrapyard Worker

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

Profession : Cartoonist