Mate Pillows

Australian stress counselling.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'So why do you think the first person to ever eat liver ate it?'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Two Men

Pub Quiz

"I've got some mates coming round to my place later to stare at their phones."

"I used to be apathetic, but then I thought - what the hell...?"

"Thanks Dude!"

'How do I look in these lowcut hipsters?'

'Bloody pigeons!'

It's good to get together with friends!

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Let's get our wives together and have a party.' - 'Ok, where should we leave them?'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Special Cards for Special Friends

'I've stopped the water: You can stay dry while you fix the dam now...'

Two Old Boys

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"You're my best bud..!"

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'I don't know about you but I've always hated fancy dress parties.'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"You're making my friend uncomfortable."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I sent out for everything.'