Meal Mate Pillows

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Domestic Goddess.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Horn of Leftovers

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

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'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

It's good to get together with friends!

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."