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'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Hungry child

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"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

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"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

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"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'I've got a tight schedule.'